Pushing that failure down the board
Monday Thread #2

Hiya knob's, what's going on for you this week? I'm going to see an old schoolfriend of mine who's doing some gigs at the Comdey Store. Not seen him for a few years so that will be good. Dinner out on Thursday (Hawksmoor bargain, thanks garold for the tip), other than that, fuck all.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)

Get a fucking job hippy
Got the inlaws this week fucking hell that wiĺl be fun
Might dickweed a dalek also
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:31, archived)

my new boss is already talking about promotion, he's taking me out for a beer to discuss it in the next week or two
not sure if I'm interested though tbh, I've loved not working in an office and am in no hurry to go back to one
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:46, archived)

Comdey website

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:38, archived)

Dey com for de comdey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:42, archived)

Brilliant

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:46, archived)

comdey revolution you'll be de first against de wall

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)

Was that a black accent or a paddy accent?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)

*stereo klaxon*

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:22, archived)

Gonna get myself connected

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:40, archived)

Hopefully to a mains circuit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:45, archived)

My mains circuit died of cancer you unfeeling cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:32, archived)

arrested and thrown in jail

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)

Wotcha
was up your old stomping ground yesterday. West Ham. It was okay. I thought to myself "McQ used to live around here" so I did.

I sold an old PA system to some Eastern European people. There. That's very exciting, anecdotally forte-tastic.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:20, archived)

WOW

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:27, archived)

They'll only use it to oppress people.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:18, archived)

UNBEATABLE STONG MAN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

so stong

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:16, archived)

^ Labi Siffe

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

Quiet this week with any luck
As the mental still isn't talking to me. Going to see the meg 2 on Saturday with my nephew
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:01, archived)

+S

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 11:10, archived)

Why doesn't she forget she isn't talking to you?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:26, archived)

She will eventually

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 31 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)