I'm having a heat-induced stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

Val Kilmer with a man-bun, phwoar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)

All those wankers on this website
posting "turtle power"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)

Deep Heat in the palm and then a quick wank?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)

with a very long cool-down period

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)