What's this got to do with salma hayek's knobtits?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:39, archived)

Why should anytinhg have anytinhg to do with anytinhg?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 17:49, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:07, archived)

tosser go away

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)

alrightl

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:10, archived)

I couldn't remember if I'd googled her, so I did
I've seen two films she's been in and have no opinion on her knobtits.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 18:43, archived)

They're nearly as impressive as Ian Botham's footbum.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:43, archived)

Or poor old Marvin Gaye's facerectum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 19:57, archived)

He heard it on the analgrapevine

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 20:06, archived)

Even if you knobtits, she probably knobn'tits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 21:06, archived)

Is this a Lord of The Rings reference?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 2 Aug 2023, 21:23, archived)

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
-hobbits +knobtits
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Aug 2023, 0:29, archived)