Did some kid napalm your neck?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:22, archived)

I love the smell of napalm in the

morning
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:55, archived)

afternoon

( broadsword, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)

There was an American Jewish girl travelling with us,
every time we got our passports checked they took a very long time to stare at hers while frowning.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 8:57, archived)

Busy blaming her for the death of Jesus no doubt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:00, archived)

The tour leader was a guy with long hair and a beard, who said "people call me JC" so we all just called him Jesus.
It was funny hearing the Jewish New Yorker yelling "has anyone seen Jesus? I'm trying to find Jesus."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

+ to kill him, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:05, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerusalem_syndrome
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 13:44, archived)

Sounds like the beginning of a limerick
There was an American Jew
She didn't know what to do...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:27, archived)

She ate a locust
And then her mom cussed
On the phone because "not Kosher, you!"

/this actually happened
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 9:37, archived)

Sorry, I have belatedly realised that I should have replied to this post with YOU DON'T KNOW MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 11:41, archived)

Yes, yes you should

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)