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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66453184
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:50, archived)

5/7 wank smell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:54, archived)

same
guessed a few
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:40, archived)

Yeah yeah, then you woke up m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:52, archived)

hang on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:53, archived)

oh man Wild Style is the best film ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzBI2z0J9bs&ab_channel=chordmonkeys

also Easy AD's adidas top at 6:28 is fucking outstanding
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:36, archived)

literally no-one on earth gives even the tiniest shit m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)

15/7 HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)

The actual headline is less funny, the preview says "withdraws in Toronto"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

ron
Lone Ranger x Brokeback Mountain edit, smash that like button guy's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:47, archived)

COME ON ANDY! DO A WATERY SHIT!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)

Come on Tim!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:21, archived)

Kevin Rowland's first draft was rejected by the label as 'too faecal'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:54, archived)

2/7 on the dating circuit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

Cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8380882
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:18, archived)

Same, bro.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:12, archived)

1/7 there's a clown staring at me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:42, archived)

0/7, a personal best

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:21, archived)

caveat emptor
Lidl's 'Kingstons' brand Jerk BBQ snacks do not in fact have 'sizzling jerk seasoning and BBQ flavours exploding in every bite', they are 2/10 heat NikNaks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:04, archived)

I will bear that in mind

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 16:51, archived)

6/7 Bob Hope's severed head selection

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)

18:53, Bing Crosby's pee

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 18:53, archived)