Gunting that smeg down my japper
Hi tit's, what's going on around your town?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 10:53, archived)

Petulant Clark is going down
That's it really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:01, archived)

righto

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

Alright ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:07, archived)

wanker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

Dual carriageway was shut down yesterday
Police everywhere. Young lad was on a motorbike, car clipped his rear wheel and he hit the side of the flyover and crashed over it and onto the road beneath. Pretty sure he's dead.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:35, archived)

grim

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

^uy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:57, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:25, archived)

Crosby road?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:14, archived)

search on Bing, that'll tell you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8381551
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:44, archived)

oh no :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:10, archived)

Yeah
By the Lathom
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)

Yeah I saw it myself. Shit business.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:51, archived)

Only 26, from what I heard

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 14:38, archived)

Good thing the police were there when it happened

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)

underrated lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 20:20, archived)

Dual carriageway was shut down the other day, some knobend landed a plane on it.
Still at least they closed the airport for a bit so I got a break from the fuckers flying low over the surgery
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 11:59, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 14:06, archived)

A brown family has moved into the village and it’s all kicking OFF
No dual carriageway closures though, soz
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)

Turns out their skin is white but their surname is Brown, slippery slope though, you know?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)

According to some gammony twat in the local shop "we’re being overrun"

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:08, archived)

FEASTING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:14, archived)

make your mind up m8, are they white, brown or slippery slopes?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 15:44, archived)

Silvery moons?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 15:57, archived)

Four door saloons

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 20:00, archived)

Apologies everyone,
my dual carriageway was closed for two days a couple of weeks ago but I didn't realise I was supposed to report it here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:27, archived)

Dueling banjos stuck in my head now
thanks.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:11, archived)

anj ot s x
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:13, archived)

duelling
s +strings
head teeth
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)

Don't even joke - it's happened....

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:41, archived)