well your liver basically does the shit making and when you drink alcohol you put stress on your liver because you're poisoning it.
this makes it harder for the liver to do its job and can result in poorly formed stools. like ones from ikea.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:12, archived)

#weirdpaleshits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:13, archived)

#wherehasallthedriedupwhitedogpoogone?
that's genuinely the first time i've ever used a hashtag. i feel like i've been raped. by myself.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:16, archived)

This one was like the chocolate river from Wonka’s factory

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:15, archived)

Full of annoying child actors trying not to upset Johnny Depp?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:24, archived)

Yes

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:29, archived)

Liar.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:10, archived)

Türd

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 19:48, archived)

Copenhagen's third-most well known doom-sludge metal band?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:41, archived)