did you know there's such a thing as a Volcano Mouse?
How interesting. I'll throat punch this furry fucking eruption into a volcano if it gives me the chance.

Right, i'm going to bed, then having a shower then going to bed again.

i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:11, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1607761
(piss and shit, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:27, archived)

COCAINE!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:38, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
( broadsword, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 20:52, archived)

assumed this was going to be
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubMsnxHwRD8&ab_channel=krabbernegen
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 20:28, archived)

youtu.be/_QHm3C0NG8w
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:47, archived)

No thanks, had a night on the mandy yesterday and need to recover.
Kind offer, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:58, archived)

youtu.be/YJOoVGq218Q
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:59, archived)

my fav relevant tune
youtu.be/mJQWr3Brdk8
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 8:24, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 21:27, archived)

You'll be on your owm! With no direction home! Like a complete ungnome! Just like a rolling stome!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:09, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:20, archived)

Are you loathsome tonight?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:23, archived)

It's in the name

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:32, archived)

what if your name was

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:34, archived)

By the look of it I'd be waiting for the 22.38 to Piccadilly

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:37, archived)

rebranded

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:38, archived)

fuck I've gone full dekion

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:40, archived)

I notice you dodged the question

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 22:39, archived)

And the fare

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 19 Aug 2023, 23:10, archived)

ok so you have ticket inspectors so why not question inspectors, they can interrupt an evasive response and demand to see your answer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 1:36, archived)

we could call them "Paxers"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 1:39, archived)

I started answering that question at Stoke at 3PM
And so an off peak reply is valid.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 2:23, archived)

long dark tunnels

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 8:40, archived)

important and completely unintelligible public announcements

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Aug 2023, 14:02, archived)