"Queeves", surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Aug 2023, 15:17, archived)

heh, you're dead right

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 15:30, archived)

If a dog barks twice is that two woofs or two wooves?
Really makes you think.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 15:31, archived)

w p

haha, tpice, tpo, monsterzzzzz
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 15:39, archived)

meaty woove shits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

+ "I'm John Peel, and that was a choice cut from the new EP by"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Aug 2023, 16:54, archived)

Sammy Head​-​Splitter and the Shit​-​Spitters
"Roscoe had a gunshot wound to his head but there was no gun. Sammy had a gun but it was a .22 with pink glitter on it. Roscoe was shot with a 44. The windows were up and no bullet holes. That means 2 Sammy's. I miss those idiots. Sammy took a shit in my microwave once."
(I once heard John Peel mention The Shit-Spitters on his show, followed by "... and now this is 'Fax Me, I'm A Prick'")
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 17:31, archived)