Worry if
it's dark blood, or if there's lots of fresh red blood.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:04, archived)

^ just been bummed

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:05, archived)

+ by...
+ just been bummed by...
+ a smooth criminal!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:23, archived)

Which is preferable to a bumpy, let alone abrasive, one, I suppose.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:24, archived)

A hirsute criminal

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 21:25, archived)