^the egg man

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

SEGGS man more like

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

motherclucker

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)

You some kind of comedihen?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:46, archived)

well, I do love a good yolk

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57, archived)

You crack me up.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

shut the fuck up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:06, archived)

Get ducked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:11, archived)

it's a type of omelette

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:13, archived)

your quackers

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)

shut the fuck up, please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:38, archived)

you quack me up

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:44, archived)

You have offended him. Should have kept your big beak out of it.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)

sorry. i am cursed with fowl language

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:50, archived)

offhended surely

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)

And the plot chickens.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)

if you had shut the fuck up when i suggested it would have been better, i've made a chicken pun now, fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:07, archived)

cluck you
surely
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)

SMEGS man, more like!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

Where is Smeg today?
I am rewatching red dwarf. Fucking EGGcellent
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)

Smeg smeg, smeg smegger

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

Alright Bellend

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:51, archived)

put some smeg into it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)