When I first got my toaster it would shoot it's load into the air with a triumphant *bang*
Now it dribbles out with a barely audible *splut*
( broadsword, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)

- got my toaster
+ touched his helmet
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)

See your gp he may suggest something

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)

If he came to me with this issue I would suggest that he shoves his toaster up his arse and farts it out of his cock.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

what if he was allergic to that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)

sack him

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)