morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)

When I first got my toaster it would shoot it's load into the air with a triumphant *bang*
Now it dribbles out with a barely audible *splut*
( broadsword, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:35, archived)

- got my toaster
+ touched his helmet
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:47, archived)

See your gp he may suggest something

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:49, archived)

If he came to me with this issue I would suggest that he shoves his toaster up his arse and farts it out of his cock.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

what if he was allergic to that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)

sack him

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:59, archived)

Stop replying to my posts xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 8:48, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 9:57, archived)

/chat's voice of reason and sanity
Such waggish badinage
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:08, archived)

fuck off

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:24, archived)

He taught you everything you know
Dickweed
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 10:51, archived)

my dickweed very recently!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

It was years ago

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:48, archived)

-f
please at least pretend to try
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 10 Sep 2023, 13:43, archived)