Fucking HELL
I'm trying to find train times from a certain place to another particular place. Remember timetables? Remember how easy it used to be to find out what fucking time a fucking train leaves a fucking station?

Now I'm being invited to create my own timetable and save it as a pdf, rather than just providing a fucking timetable for me to look at what fucking time the fucking trains are.

Are timetables secret now? WTKFTF is going on?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:53, archived)

"I was plunging my genitals into everything. If it was vaguely pink, had a hole with a little heat in it, I plunged my genitals into it. If it had a back bone, I was there plunging away at it. I was uncontrollable. I was a disgrace and I should be ashamed of myself. I loved every moment and in many ways I haven't changed one single bit. A disgrace. I loved it."
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:20, archived)

Not the worst review of the barbie movie, tbh

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:39, archived)

Cliff Richard?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:27, archived)

Same with buses
I can get the times that buses leave town, but if I ask for bus times from Crosby, I'll just get the town ones again
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:38, archived)

I blame Corbyn.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 19:32, archived)

If the timetables don't make you angry then the fare price will

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 21:29, archived)

The UNfare price, I call it ! ! ! !

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Sep 2023, 22:52, archived)

why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 0:58, archived)

This is the rage of the train

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 6:24, archived)