Morning
I did some mushrooms on my sickie
My head is in bits
Lol bits
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 10:52, archived)

not long til the new season eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:19, archived)

These were freshly picked yesterday

Still fucking wasted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:23, archived)

I am calling your boss

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:44, archived)

I am on a break lol break

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

BEAK

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 13:03, archived)

I'd have thought this late heatwave might have delayed them from coming out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:13, archived)

#fungichat

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Get fucked
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

Why does everyone hate spanishfly?
Because he's a cunt.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)

I wholeheartedly agree.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)

It's been a banging season already for hedgehog mushrooms and chanterelles,
although they're the tasty kind, not the trippy kind.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)

I didn't even know they were gay

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 17:33, archived)

I don't know about mushrooms
But I'm having a pint of tomato juice
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 11:43, archived)

Lol pint

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 12:58, archived)

"What started as a regional down South adlib is quickly becoming a masterful maneuver in clubs and on street corners. It’s called dabbin’."

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)

Tell your 🔌 I said hi.
That best not have been pre-ground.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Sat 16 Sep 2023, 16:52, archived)