I'm experiencing some discomfort in my ribs
I really should have gone one size bigger with the new bra
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

I have these odourless deep heat patches
they do fuck all, sadly

#OldCunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

I chose aesthetics over function
my own fault. Yes, my knockers look fantastic, but the pain isn't really worth it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:33, archived)

I've bought sneakers that were a half size too small before
because they didn't have my actual size and I really wanted them. fucking stupid...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

I've only done that once
and in all fairness, they were green converse all stars that had clearly never been worn, going for £2.50 in a charity shop. I snapped them up with the intention of stretching them, but my nephew swiped them on me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

Well... they were only twopoundsfiddy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 8:08, archived)

my ex had big knockers
She complained about back pain too.

I bought a different saddle but it didn't make alot of difference
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:36, archived)

I find that bending backwards over the arm of the sofa to stretch your back helps

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

So your ex is a fat biffer, got it.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 20:25, archived)

not just fat. she'll biff anything

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:00, archived)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)

b1fta

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:20, archived)

That's me, as you know

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 21:35, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 17 Sep 2023, 22:19, archived)

she probably hurt her back opening the big door

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 18 Sep 2023, 0:12, archived)