pushing the best thread in b3ta history down the board
hi knob's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:20, archived)

not at work until Saturday and it's grim out so am doing my first roast dinner this side of the summer
seems weird having it on a weds and in the evening but we'll see how it goes.

I guess what I'm really trying to say here is 'shit on a dog's tits'.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:22, archived)

I thought it was always 'grim out' in England
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 That's why you're all so grumpy
(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:38, archived)

It was glorious the w/e before last. I swam in the sea.
And our late spring and early summer were wonderful. That's when the actual 'summer' happens in the UK these days.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

I shouldn't poke fun at you.
Italian winters are pretty grim too.
I miss the South African weather.
I do not miss the South African government nor the loadshedding.
(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:47, archived)

we're grumpy because we're all upset that the Boer War isn't still on
no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

Yeah maybe you can win this time
;)
(Bou-, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)

we invented concentration camps during that war
feels like a win to me

#ThanksChurchill
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)

I'm defrosting some beef stew

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

+as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

eat shit, dickstain

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

With all these strong winds, I'm worried about the caravan in our garden!


We didn't have one yesterday....
(Planearm, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 17:40, archived)

Classic!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)

Amazon restricts authors from self-publishing more than three books a day after AI concerns
really clamping down
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 19:02, archived)