I have the neighbours cat in my house again.
He has basically moved in.

I got up this morning and the little cunt was already in the house. Must have sneaked in last night and I didn’t notice. Prickwanker
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:38, archived)

Does he have a tunnel or something?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:47, archived)

Think he gets in through the kitchen window and I don’t notice.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:25, archived)

your son, you mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

Did you ever feed him?

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 12:48, archived)

My son has. A couple of times. I have stopped him doing it now.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)

why tho
compassionate innit
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)

nah it's not their cat
feeding them is the first stage of cat theft. Source: my wife did it and it did not end well :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

Yeah I've seen a couple of minor neighbor irritations over feline appropriation
Usually sorts itself out, perhaps you were unlucky. Worth bearing in mind, cats seldom leave a good home.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)

That's a good point

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:12, archived)

It's a cat not a lawyer for fucks sake

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)

I note you're not answering the question about whether you threatened to overrule him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

evasive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384417
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:21, archived)

I just bummed him.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384910
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:27, archived)

Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:27, archived)

etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 13:28, archived)

Paul McCartney

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 14:22, archived)

well 'TIL'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

THAT TWAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)