A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork
That's the way we spell Saturday!
Oh morning also
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:22, archived)

Good morning !
I have a headache
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:40, archived)

MORNING

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:45, archived)

How are you today?
:)
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:31, archived)

Ouch
I have tea and Cocopops
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:45, archived)

Yummy
I have the same thing every day:
A peanut butter and jam sandwich and coffee
Very un-Italian
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:32, archived)

Whereabouts in ,Italy?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:51, archived)

Italy, you thick wanker

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 9:24, archived)

Your face is shit
You North Yorkshire faceshit
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 9:51, archived)

A town called Lucca
The birthplace of Puccini
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:13, archived)

I have only ever been to Palermo

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:30, archived)

Do you live on the 2nd floor?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:33, archived)

No I live on the ground floor of a converted house
Why?
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)

I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)

Yes I know the song
You stalker
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 13:28, archived)

HELLO IS IT CHEERS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

Lucca is 'quite nice'.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:34, archived)

It's loveky
Not seeing much of it though
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 13:28, archived)

Lucca is beautiful

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 14:10, archived)

I heard it was filthy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)

morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:45, archived)

Hello

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 7:50, archived)

Yo!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:27, archived)

Fuck off
Hahahaha :)
(Bou-, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:36, archived)

Bo

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:51, archived)

Your dictionary is shit

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:37, archived)

I is illiterate

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 8:52, archived)

It’s like Sean lock dictionary

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)

morning El Presidente

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:34, archived)

Morning comrade
Fucking Ukranians :(
I have decided to declare war on Canada noone gives a shit about the place
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 10:56, archived)

Blame Canada! Blame Canada!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Sep 2023, 11:10, archived)

Too right comrade
We will throw beetroot at them till they capitulate`
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)

-u +o

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)

Concordat of Worms. Not to be confused with either of the two Synods of Worms or the Edict of Worms.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:10, archived)

+ulou

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

Last season nine goalkeepers made more than 1,000 passes (10 years ago that figure was zero).

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:16, archived)

nine goalkeepers Russell Brand
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:18, archived)

Bit of a creep really
Zelensky I mean
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 12:57, archived)

Not as creepy as the Concordat of Worms. the two Synods of Worms, or the Edict of Worms though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)