Got the shits. Solutions?
You can’t say delete your account and kill yourself.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)

Stick a bollock up your ring

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:31, archived)

Drink some bleach, slash your throat.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:59, archived)

You should drink plenty of water

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:10, archived)

eat cheese and boiled eggs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

Tubgirl yourself

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

It depends what's causing the shits
If it's gastroenteritis do nothing but stay away from dairy products.
If it's food poisoning get to a doctor.
If it has lasted more than 3 days get to a doctor.
(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)