morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 9:05, archived)

AM

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 10:23, archived)

Good morning !

(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 10:41, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 11:05, archived)

Good bollocks!

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 11:18, archived)

spose

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)

duck feet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 12:08, archived)

-d +f

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 12:29, archived)

Got the shits. Solutions?
You can’t say delete your account and kill yourself.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)

Stick a bollock up your ring

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:31, archived)

Drink some bleach, slash your throat.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 13:59, archived)

You should drink plenty of water

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:10, archived)

eat cheese and boiled eggs

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

Tubgirl yourself

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

It depends what's causing the shits
If it's gastroenteritis do nothing but stay away from dairy products.
If it's food poisoning get to a doctor.
If it has lasted more than 3 days get to a doctor.
(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

That realization came one afternoon when her young niece came into the room and abruptly squeezed the dog’s testicles. The retriever didn’t defend himself, nor did he even flinch. That’s when Mueller knew: “They’re extra special.”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)

Captivate your taste buds with the rich and velvety taste of Ferrero Rocher.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

Have a dog's cock with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 14:57, archived)