just slow burning satire really
pointing out how utterly bent 'the archive' was by lampooning it mercilessly. Basically bullying the bully, and, in a tale as old as time, AB couldn't hack it when people were laughing at rather than with him, and ran away.

There's a sad end to this story though - AB went missing for 6 months, only for his dessicated corpse to eventually be found in the sweaty, cheesy folds of his wife's gunt.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)

It's how he'd have wanted to go, I'm sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:26, archived)

I mean who amonsgst us would really not like to die of starvation in a sweaty, cheesy gunt?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:28, archived)

RIP the Salacious Crumb of b3ta :*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

It was a simple lampoon!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:01, archived)

Thank you Meatsnake
For taking out that little bully and his horrid wife. They were so awful to me.
(Bou-, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 16:31, archived)

Pfffft!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)