I expect he's got a humourous mug that proclaims he's a 'drug dealer'. The reality is much fewer glamorous.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)

I'm just going to be honest, my wife has a t-shirt she got from a department at work that says something like, "I ❤️ DRUGS" and the back, "AND I MAKE THEM TOO"
and just in case anyone hilariously the gets the wrong idea there's a big rX in there somewhere. Added bonus, it's ugly.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)

I have one that says “Nike” on it.
True story m8
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:10, archived)

She is often portrayed in Greek art as Winged Victory in the motion of flight; however, she can also appear without wings as "Wingless Victory"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:15, archived)

Nah. She’s a fat cunt mate.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:33, archived)

"Voluptuous Victory"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:58, archived)

IT WAS A GIFT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)