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buon fuckin giorno, tit-ends. Naples is cool as shit. what else is cool as shit, you can say some poo that has been in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:21, archived)
Northern Rail

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:37, archived)
-cool as

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)
b3ta of course

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)
Don't mention the war

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:03, archived)
Alright chebend

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:09, archived)
My line manager's last day was today.
That's not cool as shit, she's great. But it does mean her job is up for grabs, and I'm basically the only realistic candidate. That is cool as shit. The pay rise would be cool as shit, but the pressure of the job might not be. In summary: lukewarm shit.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:16, archived)
What work do you do?

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:23, archived)
Bricklayer.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:34, archived)
Don't lie

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:42, archived)
He's head of a troupe of clowns, currently in Naples on a specific job

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)
Just staring at him

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:57, archived)
We have brought our own chairs
I mean someone mentioned 'they had'
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
Actually it's an 'alley' of clowns
/grammar nazi
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)
I replied to one of your posts yesterday and mentioned doing locum work in a pharmacy.
What kind of stalker are you?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:58, archived)
Oh. I did not see that post.
Sorry
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:01, archived)
I expect he's got a humourous mug that proclaims he's a 'drug dealer'. The reality is much fewer glamorous.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:27, archived)
I'm just going to be honest, my wife has a t-shirt she got from a department at work that says something like, "I โค๏ธ DRUGS" and the back, "AND I MAKE THEM TOO"
and just in case anyone hilariously the gets the wrong idea there's a big rX in there somewhere. Added bonus, it's ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:46, archived)
I have one that says “Nike” on it.
True story m8
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:10, archived)
She is often portrayed in Greek art as Winged Victory in the motion of flight; however, she can also appear without wings as "Wingless Victory"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:15, archived)
Nah. She’s a fat cunt mate.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:33, archived)
"Voluptuous Victory"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:58, archived)
IT WAS A GIFT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 10:50, archived)
Beware of the pickpockets in Naples
Usually pregnant gypsies
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:24, archived)
Misogynistic cunt
O/j
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:56, archived)
It's just a fact

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:57, archived)
When gypsies get pregnant they produce a substance which provides a +5 stealth buff, that's why.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:48, archived)
gypsydipsin, in case you were wondering

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:53, archived)
Sketchiest of all the Teletubbies.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:07, archived)
Pregsy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 23:37, archived)
Buongiorno is good morning
Buonasera is good evening
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:30, archived)
I've been asked to work at a big pharma for a few months, grand a week in my hand, no tax or naink. Start Monday,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)
Are you a pharmacist?

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)
No he's a bricklayer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:50, archived)
In other words I should mind my own business

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:54, archived)
The rebels here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:07, archived)
Flaming Lipzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)
Those microchips won't put themselves in all the vaccines, you know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:00, archived)
I'm happy to do it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:06, archived)
Just don't tell Russell Brand, or we'll have to kill him.
Dunno why we didn't just do that years ago, lol what are we like
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:14, archived)
I liked the onion story on him

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:57, archived)
I'm hoping he's developing a messiah complex and offs himself like David Koresh

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:15, archived)
he's not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 22:06, archived)
i wouldn't get out of bed for a grand a week
mind you, i am a mattress tester.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 19:26, archived)
My brother once did watch paint dry for a living in a lab

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)
doesn't sound like a bad gig

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:22, archived)
result

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:10, archived)
I'm sure it'll last all of 2 days, I can't do high pressure environments, I'm old.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:19, archived)
Me
It's a bit nippy here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 20:36, archived)
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšจ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)
the gang

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 21:13, archived)
“I don’t trust our government,” one woman said. “Bill Gates is a part of this … These mosquitoes are going to be flying syringes.”

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 2:37, archived)