Sell your soul to Greggs on their app today and for free pizza and coffee
Or you could shove a radish up your arse and shit it out your minge
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:34, archived)

You really are a fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 11:46, archived)

People who enter "Greggs" are all morons.
You fucking stupid fucking cunt.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:04, archived)

Are you a regular????!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:10, archived)

Smells like pickled radish so probably

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)

Typical planearm behaviour

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 14:24, archived)

Have you noticed their bacon rolls are getting smaller
but the price keeps going up
(Planearm, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:08, archived)

No

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:14, archived)

Have you ever considered taking your observational comedy stylings to 'Comedy at the George'?
Free entry for b3tans.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:30, archived)

I'll take this to "Comedy at the George" *unzips*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:32, archived)

That's fucking distracting

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)

only if you notice

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:52, archived)

POPUP PIRATE!!!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:15, archived)

So I think you could say... it 'wooden' go, lol!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:51, archived)

Shove a steak bake down your japper

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:17, archived)

+ fart out the pastry crumbs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:33, archived)

fart out the pastry crumbs fart the pastry crumbs out
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:18, archived)

🐢🔌

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:20, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 21:45, archived)

and a tuna baguette up your rusty sherrifs badge

(Planearm, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:35, archived)

I have no intention of purchasing anything from Greggs

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 12:57, archived)

That’s good. As it’s free.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:45, archived)

No that's Comedy At The George you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)

Slab of pizza and cup of joe for the road

( $$ ✅, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 16:17, archived)

Oh boy I am ALL over that :) :) :)

( broadsword, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 16:58, archived)

I've wasted ages looking into this and I can't see anything about souls in the terms and conditions, what a waste of time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Oct 2023, 20:02, archived)