hullo wanker's
Queef here, off til Saturday and not sure what to do with my time. Going to make a pie out of yesterday's chicken roast leftovers, might guff on a gorilla.

how r u lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 10:48, archived)

fuck a duck

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 10:53, archived)

i got a £5 gregs voucher
Will they accept it in Subway do you think?
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:03, archived)

Piss on a penguin

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:12, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:14, archived)

definitely
tell them I sent you - I actually know Gregg personally
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)

Are you being self aware?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)

Going to a doctor this afternoon
Will lose out on a few lessons
*sigh*
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:07, archived)

afternoon earnings: none

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)

Get a 'deejay set' recorded and uploaded to mixcloud

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:09, archived)

All djs are the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:12, archived)

sadly not possible, mrs working from home and at an 8hr zoom conference
and because our house is weird as shit, the dining room where my setup is has no door
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:08, archived)

Gay AF

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:44, archived)

there's no door on the sitting room either, so if she's watching shit on the TV I can't play records next door either
it's b3ta.com/talk/8386376
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:55, archived)

Lol ok ta
Off to Manchester Friday night see some old friends
Saturday we are visiting Port Sunlight a little village near Scouseland
Might lob one off on a Liverpudlian
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:10, archived)

Come and see me.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:12, archived)

Only if you promise not to touch me
We are going to be in Hulme a bit of a dump but it is where I stayed when in Med School
Still like the place
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:38, archived)

See that Guardian piece about those shithole flats in Hulme?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:43, archived)

I didn't nope
I lived in the old Crescents which were knocked down a good while back
Buzz Rocks takeaway van :)
Dumpling, Ackee, rice and a quarter of hash please \○/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:00, archived)

my brother squatted in the crescents for years, I remember Buzzrocks too, but my bro was a dealer so need for their business
Charles Barry Cresent was one of them, it was fucking mental, some great parties/raves but a lot of very bad scenes also
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:12, archived)

Yeah, that was the place featured

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:44, archived)

www.theguardian.com/music/2023/sep/27/it-was-like-blade-runner-meets-berlin-rave-the-manchester-sink-estate-with-the-uks-wildest-nightclub
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:50, archived)

I am off for the rest of the year. What should I do?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)

Suicide.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:43, archived)

As soon as possible

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:15, archived)

have you tried eating shit?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:22, archived)

I can’t eat all that shit you type

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:45, archived)

buy some fucking deodorant

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 16:39, archived)

Enjoy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 21:08, archived)

Procrastinating
Housework needs doing, but I'm watching Hellboy instead
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 11:42, archived)

I'm trying out a new bread recipe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:25, archived)

I'm shit at breadmaking
Always too doughy
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:26, archived)

I've got a long way to go but have also got much better than when I started
like pizza, for something which seems so simple it's remarkably difficult
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:57, archived)

People in the US drink about 517m cups of coffee a day, so I'm going to be very busy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)