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Telly is busted, can anyone tell me what happened on Kinsburg this morning?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫢🍁🫢, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:29, archived)
No
I don't have access to TV channels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)
I’ve replaced the Hollyoaks omnibus with watching Kinsburg.
Thesesa Coffee isn’t a patch on Nancy From Hollyoaks.
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫢🍁🫢, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:40, archived)
I have no idea who any of those people are

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:19, archived)
Theresa Green

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:33, archived)
Funnily enough, I do know a Theresa Green

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:46, archived)
What's she called in Autumn and Winter?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:50, archived)
Theresa Green. That's her name.
Unless she got married since I last saw her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
Mrs Brown now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
I worked with her colleague, Tim Burr

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)
That's what he's called in the Fall

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:09, archived)
or at least he was until Mark E Smith sacked him

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:06, archived)
You’reah firedah

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:49, archived)
:))))

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:07, archived)
Those are words

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:34, archived)
Muzletov, great observation.

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫢🍁🫢, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)
Peanut Butter Breath, total cannabinoids 35.7%
(in reference to your sig, i assume you're a smoker)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:49, archived)
Dick Butkus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)
Dick! Butkus!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)
sticklebricks

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:12, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:13, archived)
I've just googled 'Kinsburg' because I hadn't heard of it
and google wondered if you meant a boardgame called Kingsburg.
So not even google can help
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:14, archived)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)
The awesome spirit of Dick Butkus just joined the BALL HAWKS in a multi-million-dollar deal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:41, archived)
multee, multie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:45, archived)
She pulled down her pants and did a honking shite in the studio when interviewing Kier Starmer

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:01, archived)
on the desk? is this a dominance thing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:02, archived)
In this context
I would say more approval than domination
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:14, archived)
He wrote 'Howl' and died.
I mean I'm sure he did some other stuff too, but I can't be arsed reading more than the first paragraph on Wikipedia.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)
his moving castle was awesome

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:06, archived)
nearly as good as his keys

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:18, archived)