Fucking hell
work colleagues are cunts aren't they? I'm 48 and counting down the days until I can retire.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:13, archived)

Every month we have a 'social' night with them
Most are ok except for the manager, who technically me being a partner she is my employee
I absolutely loathe her and have fantasies about her being killed in unpleasant ways
Killed by dingoes limb by limb is my favourite atm
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:32, archived)

Well that’s an admission of love if I ever heard one

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:38, archived)

I prefer the bacon slicer treatment
Tied to a bacon slicer and sliced thinly, feet first, so they can feel it
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)

I'd consider that too

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)

Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 10:38, archived)

David Cameron LOL!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:18, archived)

This is some quality political satire right here!
Something that Frankie Boyle or Ricky Gervais could build a routine around, probably, to whooping applause from the audience.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:21, archived)

Frankie Boyle is unfunny

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:33, archived)

He's a shitcunt.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:18, archived)

He's great.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:36, archived)

I refer you to my earlier comment.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Oct 2023, 18:28, archived)

Instead of complaining why don't you write him some decent jokes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)

-pig's anus +Butkus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 12:39, archived)

one of the reasons I work on my own

(piss and shit, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 13:08, archived)