afternoon from East Ham-to, I didn't get married here yesterday
I did get a 17% payrise though which is nice - but with that comes a lot more responsibility which frankly I don't want
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:48, archived)

Why not?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:49, archived)

I didn't want to steal Hedgey's thunder

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:50, archived)

Afternoon, I am at my local dental surgery about to get a crown fitted :'(

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:50, archived)

alright 'Charles Windsor'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:51, archived)

Yeah not bad ta

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:55, archived)

Try brushing your teeth.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:23, archived)

Try threading your monobrow

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:25, archived)

imgur.com/gallery/aIb3Wks
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:28, archived)

Lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:34, archived)

Excellent.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:07, archived)

Can I sell cheese please
And get a pay rise?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:54, archived)

I'm afraid not, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 13:56, archived)

^ the violence inherent in the system ^

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:15, archived)

How much cheese do you have to sell?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:49, archived)

A flight!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:15, archived)

A truckle

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:57, archived)

Also, things have gone bad with my Brazilian family
grandmother's dementia has now reached the stage of "distressed" and she's too frightened to go to sleep despite being very tired. She's been waking up in the night and creating havoc but fell last night and is now very scared and hard to manage. Both my mother-in-law and sister-in-law have put their backs out trying to help her so it's not good. Not good at all.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 14:53, archived)

Sorry to hear that. How many is a brazilian again?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:16, archived)

About 3 hairs.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 15:22, archived)

Depends. Do you want one for an hour
or for, like, the rest of your life?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 16:15, archived)

:(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)

Finally, 30K!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 11 Oct 2023, 19:21, archived)

Keep your space marines to yourself, please.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Oct 2023, 20:37, archived)