Acon, beacon, seacon......MNNEURGH!!!
ah that takes me back. Might dig out my old copy of Tongue Tied: Fifty Years of Friendship in a Subnormality Hospital for a cheeky nostalgic wank. It's worth nearly a oner now, kinell
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:22, archived)

Fall Out on Prime is a bit good
but you didn't ask me anything about that
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:24, archived)

I like violent revenge films and crime capers, ideally set in London
I'm classy like that
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:26, archived)

have you seen going in style?
not exactly violent, but quite clever and amusing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:09, archived)

Just watched warm bodies
Loved it
Thanks!
(Bou-, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 18:46, archived)

looking that up, I'm afraid I am unable to watch anything featuring an actor named 'Walton Goggins', I'm sorry
but I do have a related question: why should you never buy Russian underpants?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:28, archived)

might crack a Herald of Free Enterprise, Shuttle disaster or 'Ethiopian' gag next
I like to keep things topical
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:30, archived)

"Herald of Free Enterprise", how much clearer can an omen be?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:50, archived)

Wally Goggs
He is brilliant in it! Claxon etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:37, archived)

because you don't want to expose your eastern front?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:40, archived)

BECAUSE CHERNOBYL FALLOUT!!!!!!!!!!
of course now we all know it's actually in Ukraine but I felt I should stay true to the 80s
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:41, archived)

in that case
can you get me a can of quatro and a spira?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:47, archived)

quatro was the fucking business eh
Texan bar ruled the roost for my brother and me. A man's gotta chew, what a man's gotta chew.

Things have gone a bit 'Peter Kay' here, whoops
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:11, archived)

quatro was awesome

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:29, archived)

also, bit harsh
nobody here is quite up to peter kay's level of unfunny beakering shitcunt
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:36, archived)

I am.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:51, archived)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:57, archived)

I ordered a book for my fishing holiday . Looks a good biography

( mongychops, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:34, archived)

oh aye, whose bio is it?
you must be off any day now right
Vienna for me Weds, got a few things booked, wine tasting, day trip, fancy dinner etc
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:44, archived)

Have a waltz
A good hard solid waltz
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:52, archived)

I'm having a waltz aszzzzzz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:12, archived)

Friday I'm off. Enjoy your holiday
www.lawrencetierneybook.com/
( mongychops, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:29, archived)

ace
have you read any of edward bunker's books?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:35, archived)

I'm trying to stay awake
fucking hate the week before I get my B12 jab, always end up shattered
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:41, archived)

are you more, or less likely to have a sleepwalking incident when you're knackered or when you're not
or does it make no difference?
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:46, archived)

tiredness seems to have no effect
stress makes it worse, which is why it's calmed down considerably since I blocked the mental. only let myself out once in the last 6 months and I'm pretty sure I went 2 weeks last month without a single incident
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 16:49, archived)

I went to see Back To Black
I give it a solid 3 out of 5.
(Planearm, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:04, archived)

Awwww I was hoping for more
60% is not enough for me to venture to the flicks
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:06, archived)

What was the last thing you saw at the cinema?
(and don't say Grease).
(Planearm, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:10, archived)

Oppenhammer
How ever it is spelt/spelled
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:25, archived)

was never really a fan of hers
so I will give it a miss
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:08, archived)

she was OK
but if she'd have been around in the time of the singers she was copying were, she'd have sold fuck all records. The dude who ruined her life owes a mate of mine two grand, fact fans. Unless he's now dead obv
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:14, archived)

Probs did an OD

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:26, archived)

I don't agree she would have sold fuck all records
She had an amazing voice and would have been just as big back then.
(Planearm, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:26, archived)

oh, I'm not denying she had talent
just not my taste
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:28, archived)

Pished, aye?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:53, archived)