Just don't post actual dead babies - they do naughty-step for that apparently.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)

Depends how big the recipient's letterbox is, I suppose.
I mean if they have to jam them through a tight slot, it can get very messy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:43, archived)

Any commercial meat slicer solves that problem

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:51, archived)

I suppose another option would be to dry it out first, like biltong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)

Well I suppose you could but you'd also have to use a bonesaw

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:56, archived)

They got 27,000 slices out of an old lady
not sure how many you'd get from a baby tho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mkj0n0adOk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)

Posting a dead baby? STOP!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:10, archived)

Is it ok to post dead baby images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some infanticidal help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something about dead babies into google and posting the results, then no thank you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:18, archived)

So we should only post live babies?
Got it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:50, archived)