Swinging by for a quick bollocks yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:27, archived)

I fixed the washing machine MrH
Well I say fixed I googled and turned the child lock off
Saving of 71 quid
#proud
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:42, archived)

so the kid can get out now, yeah?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:40, archived)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:47, archived)

Wherever you be, let your bollocks swing free

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:19, archived)

When your balls hang low you can knock 'em to and fro, you can tie em in a knot, you can tie em in a bow
Well you get a funny feeling when you bollocks hit the ceiling
And you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:25, archived)

I've been sick, finally starting to feel better

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:40, archived)

No more dead baby jokes from you, then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:05, archived)

Eh? I'm feeling better, LOTS more dead baby jokes from me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:34, archived)

Just don't post actual dead babies - they do naughty-step for that apparently.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)

Depends how big the recipient's letterbox is, I suppose.
I mean if they have to jam them through a tight slot, it can get very messy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:43, archived)

Any commercial meat slicer solves that problem

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:51, archived)

I suppose another option would be to dry it out first, like biltong.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:52, archived)

Well I suppose you could but you'd also have to use a bonesaw

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:56, archived)

They got 27,000 slices out of an old lady
not sure how many you'd get from a baby tho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mkj0n0adOk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 14:50, archived)

Posting a dead baby? STOP!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:10, archived)

Is it ok to post dead baby images on the board?
That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some infanticidal help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something about dead babies into google and posting the results, then no thank you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:18, archived)

So we should only post live babies?
Got it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Apr 2024, 18:50, archived)

You'll be hearing from
my AI lawyer
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:48, archived)

PHWOAR EH PHWOAR
Look at those fingers
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:56, archived)

Two thumbs(?) up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:06, archived)

You know, almost all AI applications include inpainting, which genuinely can fix most ai-rendered image issues.
So probably all the issues in the pic you posted could have very easily been fixed with tools that the person who made it had at hand. I just don't think there's any will to do so.
It won't matter soon, there's already one app I'm aware of which produces pretty much exactly what it's told to, and general standards of implementation will take another huge leap. We're likely less than a year away from consumer-level indistinguishable ai, imo.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:39, archived)

We're likely less than a year away from consumer-level indistinguishable Old MacDonald had a farm,
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

Vg.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:23, archived)

and on that farm he had some, er, what the fuck are those things?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:43, archived)

cesspits

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 17:41, archived)

Nice bollocks bro

( broadsword, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 15:00, archived)

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

( $$ ✅, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 16:17, archived)

Ga-me-te, Ga-me-te
Spermatozoa-zoa
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 19:00, archived)