desperados. delicious. I'm going out. i may be some time.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 5 May 2024, 17:21, archived)

You going to the special secret bash for the cool kids?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 5 May 2024, 17:24, archived)

i wasn't invited.
I'm going to smoke some banana skins and set some bins alight
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 5 May 2024, 17:29, archived)

That is the special secret bash
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(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 5 May 2024, 18:26, archived)

I dislike beer

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 5 May 2024, 18:08, archived)

is that that shit lager with tequila in it?
grim
(piss and shit, Sun 5 May 2024, 20:33, archived)

It's well named, though, because you'd have to be absolutely desperate for booze, with literally nothing else available, to consider drinking it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 May 2024, 21:30, archived)

tequila mockingbird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 May 2024, 21:48, archived)

That pun was rather whisky.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 May 2024, 23:06, archived)

*something about clarity*
you can do the rest
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 May 2024, 0:42, archived)

I quite like it

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 5 May 2024, 23:40, archived)

me too

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 6 May 2024, 4:52, archived)

I'm more into americanos
blue jeans and chinos
( $$ ✅, Sun 5 May 2024, 20:56, archived)

Thanks for the earworm

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 May 2024, 21:09, archived)

Yes :(

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 6 May 2024, 8:50, archived)