morning
Just spotted a tourist rocking a pair of Hi-Tec Squash.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 7:44, archived)

How did you know?
They just look like white trainers.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:09, archived)

What, tourists?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:11, archived)

Y/n google etc
Alt: brb klaxon
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:14, archived)

all tourists taste the same
alt: all white trainers taste the same
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:30, archived)

rocking them? to sleep?

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:48, archived)

I'm just getting myself back together after a about of norovirus
I can't remember ever shitting like that before.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 May 2024, 8:51, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:11, archived)

Shitting through the eye of a needle

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:12, archived)

I'm still feeling dizzy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:21, archived)

Alright Vic Reeves

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:35, archived)

The Ventures did the best version of that
Absolutely cracking breakbeat on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BREfLdUH4Os&ab_channel=TheVentures-Topic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:39, archived)

no-one cares, you embarrassing tragedy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:39, archived)

the venture are ace

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:11, archived)

He is, he found my missing pet and became governor of Minnesota

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 11:49, archived)

-Minnesota +South Dakota, then shot it in the face

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 May 2024, 2:40, archived)

Hi-Tec Tecs were one of the best sneakers of the 80s
I'd pay £200 for a pair in a heartbeat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 9:40, archived)

I've got an old pair you can have you fucking idiot

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 10:56, archived)