I let a real stinker go in an empty supermarket aisle
As I walked off a couple came around the corner and walked straight into it. I can still see their poor faces.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:39, archived)

Top anecdote, Horbs!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 10 May 2024, 21:44, archived)

At least it probably actually happened

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:05, archived)

You doubt me, you cunt?
You're not even a real hedgehog
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:23, archived)

Yes, because I think you're a relentless bullshitter.
If I'm wrong, you don't need to be upset because you know better than me, so everyone's happy.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:33, archived)

bottom anecdote more like

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:08, archived)

Nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:22, archived)

Cropdusting a supermarket aisle is a noble cause

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 May 2024, 22:30, archived)

crapdusting
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 May 2024, 1:03, archived)

Lol @ cropdusting

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:16, archived)

I do this on a regular basis

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:15, archived)