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truro story

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:28, archived)
silly boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:56, archived)
I never thought of myself as shy. But there I was, all wibbly-wobbly in the legs as I waited to go on TV
confided Adrian Chiles to his three avid readers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:04, archived)
pffft
the guy serving in the fish and chip shop was a legend. my mate used his phone to pay but it didn't work first time, so this legend says 'try it in landscape mode'

i was still laughing at that after i got home. i'm literally laughing now. genius.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:13, archived)
Keyword: legend

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:59, archived)
was leg endery

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 22:27, archived)
I belatedly retract my previous statement,
can you please shove your fish supper up your arse and kill yourself? Admittedly it's probably too late now, but you can do it tomorrow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 May 2024, 23:40, archived)
absolutely

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 23:53, archived)