SHIT ON A DOG'S TITS

not really, fart on a frog's flange
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 May 2024, 15:08, archived)

Hi
I see David Copafeel has been outed as a sex pest, quelle surprise Rodders, quelle surprise.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 May 2024, 15:30, archived)

It's always the ones you most suspect.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 May 2024, 16:46, archived)

Creepy, wandering-hands, Epstein-associated fake-tanned magician, David Copperfield.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 May 2024, 16:47, archived)

oh him
I always confuse him with Barry Manilow for some reason
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 May 2024, 17:06, archived)

David Copperfield did a residency in Barry Manilow's nose. Barry Maninose. David Copperfilledhisnasalcavity.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 May 2024, 17:20, archived)

Manilow is bent, Copperfield touches up underage girls

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 May 2024, 17:33, archived)

When I was young, my dad always called him Mangy Barryload.
I never could take him seriously after that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 May 2024, 18:25, archived)

yeah I'd write my dad off too, if he was that much of a wanker

no offence, like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 May 2024, 18:28, archived)

he spawned me, what the fuck did you expect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 May 2024, 19:25, archived)

an apology

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 19:55, archived)

Shooting

( mongychops, Wed 15 May 2024, 19:58, archived)

i'd rather eat a badger's arsehole
just got in from work. ugh.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 19:51, archived)

classic vagueb3taing, please tell us all about it.
lol not really
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:18, archived)

i got fish and chips in truro then i drove all the way home, pausing at sainsbury's to buy foodandboings
then i drove to my house, parked, collected my belongings, locked my vehicle, went inside, cracked open a couple of beers and told you to fuck off. fuck off.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:23, archived)

truro story

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:28, archived)

silly boy

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 20:56, archived)

I never thought of myself as shy. But there I was, all wibbly-wobbly in the legs as I waited to go on TV
confided Adrian Chiles to his three avid readers
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:04, archived)

pffft
the guy serving in the fish and chip shop was a legend. my mate used his phone to pay but it didn't work first time, so this legend says 'try it in landscape mode'

i was still laughing at that after i got home. i'm literally laughing now. genius.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:13, archived)

Keyword: legend

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 15 May 2024, 21:59, archived)

was leg endery

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 22:27, archived)

I belatedly retract my previous statement,
can you please shove your fish supper up your arse and kill yourself? Admittedly it's probably too late now, but you can do it tomorrow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 May 2024, 23:40, archived)

absolutely

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 May 2024, 23:53, archived)

You're disgusting

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Thu 16 May 2024, 12:59, archived)