day off today
And you're a massive gay
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:26, archived)

I have to work, you massive jerk

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:29, archived)

I'm working from home, whilst wanking a gnome

( broadsword, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:39, archived)

i'm in bed
a ladyboy is giving me head
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:40, archived)

The mind plays tricks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:43, archived)

finish the fucking poem
i can't tell where your going
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:06, archived)

He's eating a bag full of dicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:09, archived)

thank you kind porcupine!
what is life without rhyme?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:19, archived)

A rhymeless life is not what you want
You fucking stupid fucking cunt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:31, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:44, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 May 2024, 13:08, archived)

'wunt'?

(piss and shit, Fri 17 May 2024, 11:04, archived)

oh so you pronounce it like "wah", do you
wah wah wah
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 May 2024, 11:13, archived)

no
ont like 'wrong'
and cunt rhymes with 'front'
(piss and shit, Fri 17 May 2024, 12:09, archived)

if 'tis your wont to pronounce want like wont

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 May 2024, 12:23, archived)

Ye feckin cont

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 May 2024, 13:08, archived)

i'm drinking beer
and you're a fucking queer
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:39, archived)

day off here too, you reeking old poo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 May 2024, 9:49, archived)

might elope with an eel
it's just the way that i feel
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:05, archived)

Nothing rhymes with orange
but can I offer you a lozenge?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:45, archived)

Yeah that's right I just SMASHED that myth

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:46, archived)

^ Linguists HATE him!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:56, archived)

as do we all, tbh

(piss and shit, Fri 17 May 2024, 11:04, archived)

no thanks i've just eaten

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 May 2024, 10:47, archived)