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alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:10, archived)
Would be if it wasn't for all these patients who keep coming in and bothering me.
Bunch of attention seekers
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:35, archived)
cbd oil is what they need m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:36, archived)
Heard Warrington Runcorn New Town Development Plan?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:47, archived)
are they bulldozing runcorn and building an industrial estate as part of an improvement plan?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:50, archived)
Fingers crossed.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 17:52, archived)
i might buy a telescope. have you got a telescope?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:21, archived)
Sure, here's an ASCII art representation of a telescope:

        .
       / \
      / _ \
     | / \ |
     ||   || _______
     ||   || |\     \
     ||   || ||\     \
     ||   || || \    |
     ||   || ||  \__/
     ||   || ||   ||
      \\_/ \_/ \_//
      /   _     _   \
     /               \
    /    \       /    \
   /______\_____/______\
  (_____________________)


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:46, archived)
i think there's something wrong with it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:53, archived)
Yeah it's bent

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:55, archived)
sure it's not a rabbit crossed with an erlenmeyer flask
?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:57, archived)
No it's actually Elon Musk's next Space Cock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:02, archived)
it's BEAUTIFUL!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:15, archived)
From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups.
There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body.
From now on will be total organization.
Every muscle must be tight.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:47, archived)
my mate just got back from butlins
he said he's never doing any drugs drink or butlins ever again
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
butlins 4 life

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
My favourite film.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:04, archived)
never heard of it.
that's a such a long title how did they fit it on the dvd case?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:15, archived)
In FUCK writing, that's how.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:34, archived)
fuck you, beepeedee. fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:13, archived)
love it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:28, archived)
What's moonlighting?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:30, archived)
it's just the sun ffs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:36, archived)
Your using the wrong telescope

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 19:50, archived)
i use astronomy binoculars, actually
SO FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 21:19, archived)
I've sat on my left bollock twice today, should probably get it trimmed

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:22, archived)
Or inflated

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 20 May 2024, 20:46, archived)
or castrated

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 21:02, archived)