i've finished work for the day and i'm back at home with a beer
are you at home with a beer? if so please reply with diagrams
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:01, archived)

If I get a chance I will ask ChatGPT for a diagram of this, I have to go out now though

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:10, archived)

i will wait patiently

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:17, archived)

This illustration depicts a person sitting at home with a beer bottle on a table.

        o
       /|\
      / | \
     /  |  \
    /   |   \
   /    |    \
  /     |     \
 /      |      \
/_______|_______\
|   __  |  __   |
|  |__| | |__|  |
|  |__| | |__|  |
|_______________|
|_______________|
|   _________   |
|  |         |  |
|  |   _     |  |
|  |  (_)    |  |
|  |         |  |
|  |         |  |
|  |_________|  |
|_______________|
 \             /
  \___________/

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:08, archived)

it's a masterpiece!
i'm printing it and hanging it on my wall
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 20:17, archived)

Scary shit

( mongychops, Tue 28 May 2024, 21:28, archived)

I'm off today, just had a lovely glass of chilled Chablis
going Whitechapel for a curry l8r
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:13, archived)

i hope it is delicious

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:17, archived)

guaranteed
In considerably worse news, I will be working 4 days a week starting 3rd June. 3 was perfect for me, damn it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:22, archived)

do you even need to work?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:30, archived)

no
I'll live longer if I do, though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:34, archived)

well, you'll work longer

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:44, archived)

might look into moving somewhere nicer given the increased income
East Ham is a fucking shithole but we have a serious bargain with the house we rent, we're paying a minimum of £5-600 a month under market value
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:48, archived)

you wouldn't steal a house

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:55, archived)

funny you should say that
I just downloaded a car
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 May 2024, 16:09, archived)

I'm at home right now
But I'm leaving for work in just over half an hour
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:27, archived)

i hope it's delicious

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 28 May 2024, 15:30, archived)