can someone please explain to me how fossils once walked the earth if they're made of stone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:31, archived)

golems

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:32, archived)

sméagols too?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:33, archived)

I don't know

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:40, archived)

they're tricky bastards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:41, archived)

*tricksy
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:43, archived)

You never heard of the rolling stones?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:32, archived)

Paint It Brachiosaurus
ChatGPT says: Sticky Fingers = Sticky Raptor's Claws
great work dude
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:36, archived)

Brontosaurus sugar

( mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:44, archived)

You can't always get wannanosaurus

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:56, archived)

(I Carnotaurus) Satisfaction

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:57, archived)

Saltopus for the Devil

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:59, archived)

Jobaria Jack Flash

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:02, archived)

Steggy Fingers, surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 20:19, archived)

I'll ask you next time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 22:21, archived)

A rolling stone gathers no moschops

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 20:39, archived)

Jesus

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:34, archived)

Come on, his dad did most of the work.

( mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:42, archived)

I saw no mention of this in his biography

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:45, archived)

It was in the suppressed first draft.
The VelocirapTorah.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 29 May 2024, 19:54, archived)