fucks sake
I've had a painting selected for a gallery showing in New York which is fucking amazing and I'm really happy and excited. AND the exhibition is on during my annual leave so I thought it would be nice to go but it's So Fucking Expensive to go to New York :(
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:41, archived)

like a thousand pounds per person to share a windowless room with no toilet
and the reviews say it's filthy and you can hear the guy in the next room snore
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:42, archived)

hey mofaha, can I kip at yours?

(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)

Sticklebricks, also known as Bristle Blocks, are a type of construction toy for young children. They consist of colorful plastic bricks with small, interlocking bristles on their surfaces, allowing them to easily stick together and be pulled apart. These toys encourage creativity and fine motor skill development as children can use them to build various shapes and structures. Sticklebricks are popular in early childhood education for their simplicity and versatility.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:49, archived)

the sig is from the 80s tv ad
which is no longer on youtube
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 9:54, archived)

You could try but I would march around your room shouting all night

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)

wow that's pretty fucking cool m8, can't lie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 10:17, archived)

thanks yeah, first exhibition so def a big deal for me
would love to get there
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 10:51, archived)

Nice work, sucks if you can't go.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:21, archived)

ta
I reckon I might just squeeze it. Found a capsule hotel (bunk beds) and flights are cheaper booked seperate. Might be a nice week holiday for me and the kid. Still eye wateringly expensive mind
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:27, archived)

Loads of blacks there, keep your wallet well concealed.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:29, archived)

to be honest I prefer millets
the range is better and you're not paying for the label
(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:39, archived)

That's pretty cool!
Have you considered just taking a sleeping bag and roughing it in Central Park for a couple of nights? It's the summer after all and I hear the cops in New York are famously relaxed about that sort of thing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 10 Jun 2024, 13:40, archived)

Parklife!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 15:36, archived)

Congrats!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 16:05, archived)

fanks

(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)