What y'all up to this weekend homies?
Footy tonight, tomorrow and Sunday here.
We're firing up the barbie too
Might pee on a platypus too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:06, archived)

May dock a dipolodocus
Or not.

Hoping to meet a friend tomorrow for a pizza but she uses an electric wheelchair and the lifts are down at her local station so maybe not possible. Hones to fuck, accessibility is a literal obstacle course in this country and here in the South East we get it relativley good.

Got tickets to see Brian Butterfield tonight.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:32, archived)

Bummer re wheelchair sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:00, archived)

Bummer in a wheelchair
Turtle power!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:41, archived)

too rainy for the grill here unfortunately
going out to dinner if I can find a table somewhere good, prolly guff on a goldfish
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)

Its rainy here
Have to use the SHED once I've moved some crap
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:02, archived)

The usual parental visit
Housework, maybe bake a cake, have a few drinks and, of course, leave time to queef on a quail
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:56, archived)

I approve of cake
Got some nice hash might do.a biscuit thing with it
Crushed gingernuts, butter , honey and peanut butter
Piss easy m8
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:05, archived)

don't forget to decarboxylate your edibles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)

Doing it in the loo now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:02, archived)

Sounds nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

Poo poo willy willy bum drawers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:23, archived)

Bollocks

( broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:57, archived)

Alreet Mr H

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:03, archived)

You would say that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:02, archived)

working both days but having a fathers day breakfast on sunday

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)

What does the father think about you nicking his food?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)

cunt's dead

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:14, archived)

I totally forgot about that
I still get a card from the dog signed with his paw print
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:06, archived)

you fuck dogs?!

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:14, archived)

He puts a muddy paw on a card printed with a photo of him wife does the writing
I.have dildoed a girl dog once
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)

so you admit sexually assaulting dogs
righto
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:38, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits
Turtle power!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:21, archived)

Don't think there's any F1 this weekend is there? So imma just do anal with an axolotl

( broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:20, archived)

Shed stuff

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:29, archived)

Creosote it
Can't beat a bit of creosoting
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:42, archived)

SHITTING YELLOW GRAVY

(sticklebricks, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:32, archived)

Going to an Indian restaurant called Rishi's tonight
Will have go go to one called Keir's instead in a few weeks lololol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:42, archived)

Little bit of politics

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:44, archived)

I'm going to be noshing at Davey's

( broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

Yeah but we all know you're making plans for Nigel's
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)

Nice

( broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:34, archived)

-at

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:19, archived)

#politicalshatire

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:07, archived)