It is my wedding anniversary today.
I ordered a magnolia grandiflora as my wife said she misses the one from our last house. Ordered it to work so she wouldn't see it, successfully then transported the 8 foot tree back in my car and did the school pick up and hid it in the garage and explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy.
When my wife got home yesterday my daughter immediately said 'mummy would you like a magnolia grandiflora for your secret anniversary present from daddy?'
Little shit
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy
Alright spanishfly
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)

kids are shit at keeping secrets

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

They're shit at most things

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

When they get to high school they turn into monsters
Number 1 goes to Hogwarts she is a total snob tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:01, archived)

^ parent of the decade

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:54, archived)

oooh! you're THAT guy

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At least when the tree dies you'll have a funny anecdote to remember

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:22, archived)

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(Planearm, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:36, archived)