Successfully avoided another candlebollox day.
Now, how are you degenerates today?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:11, archived)

that's a lot of candles!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

enlightening

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)

It is my wedding anniversary today.
I ordered a magnolia grandiflora as my wife said she misses the one from our last house. Ordered it to work so she wouldn't see it, successfully then transported the 8 foot tree back in my car and did the school pick up and hid it in the garage and explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy.
When my wife got home yesterday my daughter immediately said 'mummy would you like a magnolia grandiflora for your secret anniversary present from daddy?'
Little shit
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

explained to my 6 year old daughter that it was a secret surprise and not to tell mummy
Alright spanishfly
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

^

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)

kids are shit at keeping secrets

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

They're shit at most things

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

When they get to high school they turn into monsters
Number 1 goes to Hogwarts she is a total snob tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:01, archived)

^ parent of the decade

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:54, archived)

oooh! you're THAT guy

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)

At least when the tree dies you'll have a funny anecdote to remember

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:22, archived)

b3ta.com/links/1616084
(Planearm, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:36, archived)

you're in fire!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

CANDLES!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

you are OLD Happy b3taday!

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

etc

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

prick

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)

wanker

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

scott

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:48, archived)

no real Scots please

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)

dmedff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)

I'm very well, thanks for asking
And yourself?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 17:44, archived)

No you didn't, I saw them on /board.
I didn't say anything though because candles are for blobbing birds and woofters.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:00, archived)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

- BACK
+ UP THE BUMHOLE
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:59, archived)

yes

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 23:44, archived)

and cakes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

Now you tell me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

Here you go 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:28, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:15, archived)

Squeee!!!
Candles!!!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 19:35, archived)

*glomps*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:16, archived)

anal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:08, archived)

meh

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sat 15 Jun 2024, 20:11, archived)

scott,

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 15 Jun 2024, 21:35, archived)