Hello
The new neighbours have had their dogs in the garden since 8 this morning, my poor cat can't go out without being chased
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)

Kill them
the neighbours, that is
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:04, archived)

seriously. Dog owners are the biggest fucking cunts.
We were driven out of our last house by new inconsiderate fucking neighbours who just left their dog out in the garden so it could come round and shit all over our lawn or bark continuously in the early hours outside our bedroom window. Wish I'd killed their fucking dog instead of moving out.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:06, archived)

I would not have stood for that
they would have had their dog's shits returned to them, via their letterbox
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:07, archived)

And how would you suggest I returned their dogs barks to them?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

Record them
Then get the biggest speakers you can find, put them right up against the wall that's closest to their bedroom and play the recorded barks at full volume at around 3am.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)

i always thought 3am was more of a triangle

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:43, archived)

It's actually 2 isosceles triangles forming a rhombus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:04, archived)

i'll give you a bloody rhombus in a minute

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:11, archived)

Excuse me, I'm a dog owner and I take serious excep - oh no wait, right enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)

dog boner
lol
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:45, archived)

Little fuckers have camped outside my living room window
They shit there one time and it doesn't get picked up, there's gonna be trouble
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:17, archived)

take control of the situation
shit there before they do
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:46, archived)

Good idea

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:16, archived)

Ours is well behaved it's all in the training
He shits in the woods and it's picked up and binned
He's not a barker
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:49, archived)

One barks
The other 2 don't
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:04, archived)

savage
those other two dogs are ignoring the fuck out of it
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)

He barks at other dogs but none live nearby

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:14, archived)

your missus moved out has she then?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:46, archived)

why are you letting your cat outside anyway?

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)

Pussy riot

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:25, archived)

He's hyper

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

getting run over by a car will sort that

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)