no no you got it all wrong i had 50 mates who couldn't make it and i'm just selling their tickets for them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 21:39, archived)

Sure!
We believe you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 19 Jun 2024, 21:52, archived)

thought you meant johnnies, mate

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:08, archived)

We laughed the night away

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 22:34, archived)

there was a johnny up my bum
but only cos he's gay
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 19 Jun 2024, 23:01, archived)

"a wee tale from my dating days"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Jun 2024, 1:30, archived)