breaded, I hope
nothing better than wet, orange mush on the outside of one's cut-price charcuterie, I always say

I mean I do say other things occasionally, that wasn't 100% accurate
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)

what i ham is what i ham

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)

tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
this is ham hock
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

ah. meats international.
good choice
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)

what if a vegan who eats a strict vegan diet was to ask you, in strict vegan, what the vegan option was for strict vegans, what would you say

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)

if you're a top tier vegan you can only eat other free range organic vegans, but they have to be certified by the royal society of vegan vegetables chaired by sir ronald sprout.
they must have been hand reared on pedigee pomegranates since birth and i actually can't be fucked to continue this anymore
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)

You could have said salad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 18:59, archived)

now you say it it's so obvious!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:05, archived)