Yo, bottom rush the shottom
Hi wang-dangler's, Queef Richard's here, checking in on this sultry day from officially the best place in the world, East Ham.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 15:47, archived)

beast ham is my favourite

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

beast 50p
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:11, archived)

not wet enough. i'm going for 33p ham these days

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)

breaded, I hope
nothing better than wet, orange mush on the outside of one's cut-price charcuterie, I always say

I mean I do say other things occasionally, that wasn't 100% accurate
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)

what i ham is what i ham

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)

tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
this is ham hock
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

ah. meats international.
good choice
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)

what if a vegan who eats a strict vegan diet was to ask you, in strict vegan, what the vegan option was for strict vegans, what would you say

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)

if you're a top tier vegan you can only eat other free range organic vegans, but they have to be certified by the royal society of vegan vegetables chaired by sir ronald sprout.
they must have been hand reared on pedigee pomegranates since birth and i actually can't be fucked to continue this anymore
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)

You could have said salad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 18:59, archived)

now you say it it's so obvious!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 20:05, archived)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 21 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

nae bad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:12, archived)

What if I have fanny not dangling wangle
LOL fannywang
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:05, archived)

you are a fucking fanny

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:10, archived)

totes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:13, archived)

Suck my clit

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)

is it your birthday?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

Yes June 24th is my birthday on this day of birth for me
Please don't naughty step my birthday
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:08, archived)

piss off
i'm not sucking your clit as i do not believe that it is really your birthday
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

just noticed the date
i believe you EVEN LESS now!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:47, archived)

I'm sitting in a very hot canteen
Not starting till 5, I hope that they've had the aircon on upstairs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:46, archived)

They haven't soz

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 21 Jun 2024, 16:48, archived)

i don't think they even have windows
or stairs, actually
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

The meeting room has
That's why I'm sat in here now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 18:24, archived)

oh yeah. straddling the exhaust pipe wanking yourself off again eh?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 18:42, archived)

That's lunch sorted

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)

steady now

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)

#pantsandass

( $$ ✅, Fri 21 Jun 2024, 17:43, archived)