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Can you not get your missus to make up an account and shut up that piss poor GP? Not even knowing her I respect her opinion more than them. And you tbf

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:30, archived)
Not going to do that for the same reason I don't invite her to my favourite pub and introduce her to the nice south African ladies I occasionally flirt with - she'd fucking ruin it.
Besides, she thinks you're all a bunch of childish pricks
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:38, archived)
Popped in to the pub just now on the way back from my run but they're not here, only boring Cyril :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:41, archived)
Jesus this pub is shit, they stop serving food at 8 and all but one of the beers are off

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)
Right fuck that I've gone to the offie over the road and picked up a can for the jog home instead.
It's called 'Dragon Soop'. It's a 'red kola' flavoured energy drink that's 7.5% alcohol. Amazing what they can do these days
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:48, archived)
Well that was a disappointment

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:49, archived)
And it sounded so promising!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:07, archived)
Wait which one is supposed to be a GP?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:55, archived)
Doesn't surprise me that there are out of work GPs wasting their time posting on here.
Despite the fact that the wait to see a GP is now around 6 weeks there are actually loads of GPs desperate for work. I've got basically the same budget to run the surgery that I did three years ago whilst appointment demand has increased 25%, staff costs have increased about 10% with the mandatory pay rises and minimum wage increases and all other costs have rocketed with inflation. Three of our salaried GPs have handed in their notice because they can't cope with the workload and we can't afford to replace them. The government's plan is to replace expensive doctors with cheaper pharmacists, nurse practitioners, physios and mental health nurses. They can't cope with the increasingly complicated elderly patients and all come to me for advice, leaving me with even less time to see patients myself. Plus they go off sick at the drop of a hat and we can't afford locums to cover for them.
NHS Primary care is heading the same way as NHS dentistry ie it's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 22:30, archived)